The Atom Egoyan of Baby Quilts

In addition to a failed baby quilt, here are two new textile panels I made from sweatshirts.  I had every intention of making them both into pillow covers, but only one of them made it.  I really should do the other one, because the kids maul the one I made with a zombie-like passion.

Here is photographic evidence:

Here it is before it was turned into a useful object:

It's rather dour.  I like minimal, I like subtle.  I too often cross over into dour.  It's a fine line.  Like this attempted stroller blanket panel.  It's like the Atom Egoyan of baby quilts.  I could make a whole bunch and market them:  "Only For The Very Serious Baby":

But, look at this stitching, posers.