1. Like zombies, they teeter menacingly in your direction with arms poker straight in the air.
2. While doing so, they drool, usually across previous patches of dried up face plaque of unknown origin.
3. If you try to run, they come faster. Their talent for somehow matching increasing speed defies physics.
Four. (You remember the spilled coffee on my computer's 'four' button right?): They bite.
5. If you try to go to the bathroom alone- if ANYONE tries to go to the bathroom alone, they will be immediately set upon by two teetering, high speed, drooling creatures who, if you are lucky to get the door closed, will bang on the door until it falls to the floor in a pile of splinters.
Still, they're very cute, which ameliorates some of the terror.
Here's what I made, while running from The Potty Zombies:
It's part two of a series of six.