Plus, when you give someone a gift, they feel obligated to give one back (yay!) at an unspecified future celebration focused on you, or your offspring. For the sake of the future, make it easy, make it clear, buy them something first.
Har, just kidding. But, if you should find yourself in a position that requires you to gift someone, well then make it something nice. For example, you could buy these bibs I made, for sale at Green Genes. By doing this, you also serve a greater good. You support an uber-sustainable enterprise and funnel money to
Better yet, you provide a stylish alternative to those whack terry bibs that say painfully obvious things like, "Mommy Loves You". Maybe my next series of bibs will say, "Question yourself, baby. Does Mommy love you enough to keep feeding you minutely diced health foods in a panoply of colors and textures, just to have you throw them at the dog so you can watch her snort and yipe in the air in an effort to consume all of our six hundred dollars of this week's organic produce? Does she?"
Anyway, what do you think of my bibs?