The Real Housewives of New Jersey Comment on My New Sweater Set:

Another sweater (this time, 100% cashmere, baby) has been sacrificed for the making of some baby pants. These weren't a turtleneck sweater, so no tallpants, but hey, look at the nice hat. And they're a fine cable-knit too, which lends a rather preppy feel. I have opinions about this simple, classic pairing, but I thought it would be nice if some Real Housewives critiqued my latest creation. So here are Dina and Caroline Manzo, along with Teresa Giudice, who were kind enough to lend their thoughts...

Okay, so you want me to talk about these pants? I'll talk about these pants. To be honest? To be really honest? I'm not crazy about these pants.

Caroline! Well I like these pants. Lexie had cashmere pants when she was baby. Okay, so she had 38 pairs! Sue me. Whaaat? Don't tell Tommy. (laughs)

We got cashmere toilet paper. Why are you looking at me like that? It's soft! If you can afford it, why not?!

No seriously, these pants, they're like a little, how can I put this delicate? (looks at Dina...) "Gay". I don't mean that in a bad way, they're just sort of fancy for bein' boy's pants, right?

Oh my god.

Are them Gucci? But they need more stuff on em' is what I think.

I don't think that's the look she's going for. I mean, they're cashmere, right? So what's the big deal.

Would I buy these pants? Proooobably not. If my baby was freezing his balls off and I had to put him in something long enough to get to Bloomingdales would I?


  1. Um, Lisa, are you all of the Housewives? Another drink. Soon.

  2. Yes, that's right. I play all three. Though Dina is really who I can relate to most.